MunnaBhai Ki paathshalaa

I found this story while rummaging through my old writings. It was done when I was in class ninth and published in The Times of India on October 12, 2006. I did it with one of my seniors and brother . It might seem very childish and silly but it is one my very favorite stories. So here goes:

One day, during the morning assembly , school principal announces on the mike " Students let me introduce you to your new all-rounder teacher , Murli prasad Sharma.


Murli Prasad Sharma : Bole toh good morning bachaa log . Apun Munna bhai your latest all round teacher. Apun is the master of all the subjects that is why apun is the all rounder. My qualifications are MBBS in English , hindi and maths , MBA in physics , chemistry and Biology .Oh sorry! bole toh I did not introduce you to my assistant Circuit . Circuit say hello to everyone.

Circuit: Bole toh Namaste ! Jaise Munnabhai.......


Munna: Circuit apun is giving the speech so no , now what do you call that ...interjection....no..no interpreting no....no forget it. Yeh angrezi bhi na . Bapu was very right to adopt swadeshi goods.Ok now enough of speech , see you all in the class.


MUNNABHAI IN CLASS NINTH

Students(in unison): Good Morning , Sir.

Munna : What sir ? Call me Bhai  Bole toh only Bhai . Apun did the introduction when principal asked now it's your turn.

Rahul: My name is Rahul , Sir.

Circuit: Ae, ek baar mein samajh nahi ata Bhai ko Bhai hi kehne ka aur kuch nahi.

Munna: Circuit this is  class room . Chalo bacha log now we will study physics Chapter 1, Electricity . Electricity Bole toh light , fan etc ,etc.

Students: But sir.

Circuit : Jab bhai speaking then no interjection. Theek bola na bhai.

Munna: Eggjactly ! Ok! Next is power . Power bole toh ( shows his muscles) . Now watt , bacha log tell me what is watt ?? Anybody?

Laxman: Watts is the SI unit of power.

Munna : Laxman come here, we will show the class live practical of watt . First of all watt is a person being in a bad situation. Second of all the practical of watt is as follows:

Material required : A student , a teacher ,  a wrong answer and power as catalyst.

Procedure: Teacher lifts his hand slaps the student who has given the wrong answer with power ( as I do to Laxman) The procedure is repeated twice or thrice.

Result: Student cries , Bole toh bad situation, bole toh watt.

The bell rings Trinnggggg.....Triiiinnnggg

Chalo Bacha log class over. Homework practice watt on each other. See you tomorrow.



NOW MUNNABHAI IN CLASS TENTH:

Munna: Bole toh Good morning everyone. So this class tenth.Apun ko everybody knows after my introduction .Acha bacha log you have to work according to my philosophies and the one who will not do so will have to face my watt. Now we will study chapter 1 of maths , that is algebra. Yeh kya Algebra  , Al-qaida suna , Al-Jawahir suna , Al-gebra kahan se aa gaya? Circuit do you know what it is??

Circuit: Bhai maybe it is the terrorist group of Osama bin laden's brother.

Munna: Bacha log ko yeh thodi padne ka. But let's see what's in the chapter
             So the first formula of al-gera is : a+b whole square = a square + b square.
Scratching is head a and b in maths,forget it we will do this chapter in English , now you can go and play.

Karan:  But sir this is maths ....

Munna : Do what I say also bacha log your homework is to the chapter of Al-gebra in your own words in your English notebooks.


MunnaBhai in Class eighth.

Munnabhai : Toh bacha log , history is such a big mystery , starts with one continues with other and the bell rings to wake up the children.Moreover it is so full of violence . Bole toh wars , fights aur apun toh non-violent bapu ka follower hai, toh teaching for me paap hai.

Chaitanya : Then do we have a free period???

Munnabhai: No we will study geography.

Chaitanya: Who discovered earth is round??


Munnabhai: Who said that now? Have you lost it?? Earth is not round it is flat. Agar earth roundish hota toh tu iske upar aur woh tere upar hota.

Circuit : Ek dum correct bola bahi.

Shubham: Sir , what is topography ??

Munnabhai: Photography suna , choreography suna ab lagta Topography kisi tapori se pochna padega.

The bell rings 

 
PS : Sorry for the hindi used but could not help it . If you want to know the meaning of any word ask in the follow up comments.

PPS: I might sound like I am bragging but I do not care for once.This story was used as a script by my mom for her school's play. And  it was a HUGE crowd puller.