Must do's before you die

There is a lot of stuff you should do before you are dead. I figured out a must do list of my own, things I’d like to do or I have done and recommend (most of it is the fun part). Here it is:

1) Go bungee jumping: You should definitely try it. It’s the most thrilling and enthralling experience. Nothing is cooler than being tossed 500 ft high, suspended by a single cord. The feeling is just AWESOME.

2) Go on a vacation all by yourself: This might sound boring to many of you who think vacation is family and friends time. But when you need a break from literally everything , go to a new place unaccompanied .It’s refreshing and adventrous. Here's what you can do - hiking, trekking , randomly going to a places you can't go when you are with family.I still gotta do this one.

3) Drive your car at top speed with music blaring in the middle of the night: The chandigarh police is going to hate me for this one but trust me with a couple of friends this is going to be fun. Also I recommend a drive on a two wheeler on a cold winter evening or when it rains.

4) Learn salsa: This style of dancing has always appealed me.Though I'm a bad dancer but I'd love to learn .You should try it with the guy you are seriously dating, it sounds tooo sec c (get that) ;-).

5) Play soccer in slush on a rainy day: This is more of a guy thing but girls should do it too. What's better than playing soccer ( no matter how bad you are at it) and getting dirty on a rainy day??


6) White water rafting: If you love water sports you should try this. Doing it in ganges ( Rishikesh ) is nice but Brahmaputra is way better.

7) Do something for you mother: You might disagree with her on everything, argue with her on trivial issues , but she is the one who loves you the most .So go ahead and make her happy. Do something for her that she will never forget.

8) Put your name down to be a passenger on the first tourist shuttle to the moon: Do I need to elaborate on this one.

9) Climb an active volcano : WHOKAY! I read this one somewhere and could not help putting it here .
Try this one on your risk.


10) Stand on top and bottom of the world: Standing right on south and north pole sounds like a great thing one should definetly do this

11)) Travel the world in 80 days

12) Eat junk food continously for a week: Have food you like all meals included everyday of a week without having any guilt pangs.

I'm a MAD murderer

Don't get me wrong I'm no serial killer making her confessions here. By MAD I mean Music,Art and Dance.


I'm terrible at all three. All my attempts to get even a wee bit of success in any of these have driven me MAD (insane enough to go to an asylum). I have failed to the extent of even not being able to call myself an amateur , I'm below standards even for that.All my teachers have hopelessly given up on me.



Unfortnatley not being able to do all this creative stuff has robbed me of various career options( fashion designing , interior decoration, choreography being a few of them).*sob*

My first victim was art. My adventures with art began early . I detested every single of my art and craft class, dreaded showing my paintings to my art tecaher who rejected them right away.Belive it for not I actually flunked in my drawing exam in grade five( disgusting how the education system of this country is ruining things ,art is for creative people ,not for people like me who cant't even draw a straight line.)Damn drawing , it always took away one of the top position from me in junior school ( I was pretty good that time).



I was elated and the happiest person on the earth when after grade eight ,we were not forced to pursue art .I no longer had to beleaguer my dear friends to do my drawing or paitings.But to my horror we were introduced to biology , which had awfully complex diagrams that had to be precise.My bio teacher made me slaughter every single diagram atleast ten times(huff). My biology notes are an alibi.

This is perhaps the only reason I did'nt opt for biology in eleventh grade.I still continue to be on my murder spree with bizzare potraits of friends and teachers ( I apoligise for that) when things turn dull in the classroom.

Dance is my second victim.I never took any formal classes for that though(that saved a lot of dance tutors from harrassing sessions of eccentric dancing) . Secret harebrained dancing binges in my room are pretty frequent.Otherwise publicly the most dancing I do is at weddings after insitence by pestering relatives and friends.Even on weddings I don't stay on the dance floor for more than two minutes.They think I'm shy, but folks I don't want to expose my lunatic dance moves in full public view, I'd rather run a mile.I just don't get this thing Why people dance like they are freed prisoners from the jail of pakisan in parties and weddings . Do they like showing off their repulsive dancing?



My most beloved deceased is the music.I definetly enjoy and appreciate good music but when it comes to me singing, I am as good as croaking toad.When I sing music is not the only victim my poor friends are harrased by my vocal cords too , many of them beleive I'm fit enough to seek alms on the city roads ( have you heard those misreable beggars ?)

I even dabbled with guitar long time back , but could'nt recongnise even one of the cords ( those g-minor, g-major thingys) after six long months of practice.I discontinued those classes before my tutor could humiliate and throw me out.My brother thinks I'm one of the singers who make Anu Malik go nuts on Idian Idol auditions.



I don't care what everyone says I still love my BESURA singing, and now I break into freestyle dancing while singing(screaming) Hot and cold by Katy Perry , obviouly the dance show is just for me!!!!!!

A lesson learnt

Never ever play badminton in an algae infested backyard -that's the new lesson I have learnt . After the demand of my pestering brother and because I had nothing better to do , I relucantly agreed to play .In order to prove my mettle as a good player( which I'm not ) I attempted to hit back a rather far flung shot ,landing ( slipping in the most lunatic manner) in the algae infested part of the backyard and brusing my knee badly .
                                                     It bled for an hour and hurts even now and to top it all I can't go swimming, because coach thinks the wound can go bad if exposed  to water *sob*. Now all I can do is the watch friends on my computer or go for a limpy walk!!

I like it Red !!

I use spectales that make me look like a nerd which is a big irony. Somehow I manage to break my specs atleast once a month and therefore I like exprementing , not that a particular style makes me look different.

The glasses break in the most comical ways I once slept with them on  and when I woke up they were gone , the frameless ones  had a more miserable fate getting smashed  under my brother's butt who " accidently " sat on them , that is when I decided to get thick rimmed grandma glasses , which made me look even more geeky and now lay abondaned in the corner of my table.

The frameless ones(i  no longer have)

Two months back I found a really nice one with steel rims , it cost me a fortune ( 1000 bucks is a fortune for me) and a lot of scolding. They looked awesome and made me look less nerdy but they were broken in the most fashionable manner by my six year old cousin who mercilessly twisted them into two halves. I went to the optician who said they were broken beyond repair , I was heartbroken .I went without spectales and with constant headaches for two weeks. My father was really happy to see me without glasses, he likes me that way according I have beautiful eyes ( only parents can think that way).

His bubble of joy was burst when I got the whackiest( according to him) glasses in bright red(in picture). I think they look super cool. Though my dad swears he is going to get a new sensible one very soon ( when he has time) . Guess until then I can carry off these glasses with full tashan and look fumky.These look great with black and red t-shirts , well others i think I have to get another pair.And thankfully I can write my blog now coz without specs its impossible for me to use the computer for a long time.Got any more whacky ideas?? I could do with some before I go to college.